A selection of weird, hilarious and plain scary Google searches that (obviously) led you here

How are you feeling today readers, staying out of jail?

  • facken unicorn
  • hair off my stuff
  • what are the vitamin depend on glittering
  • insta7 porn man woman animal
  • nude girls killer
  • rodeo vintage sexy magazine
  • lisa body sex
  • nude life
  • who are dita von teese’s friends ?
  • is dita von teese into some devil
  • swedish killer instagram
  • most hideous makeup
  • käkbenslängd
  • tattoo bilder för killer
Viola, Killer Colours

Livsstil, Skönhet

This or that? Answering your questions

I asked on Instagram for “this or that” questions, then bunched them all up in a blog post. The bold alternatives are my answers!

Beauty related questions:

Pink blush or peach blush?
Short nails or long nails?
Nail polish or lipstick?
Pink lipstick or red lipstick?
Foundation or BB Cream?
No makeup or no animal friends?
Corpse paint for a week or Nicki Minaj Starhships look for a week?
Dark and vampy lips or bright and colourful lips?

Personal/random questions:

Movies or books?
or chocolate?
Tattoos or piercings?
Umeå or Gothenburg?
Dress/skirt or jeans/trousers?
Fall/winter or spring/summer?
Scarlet Johansson or Natalie Portman?
Black and white tattoos or coloured tattoos?
Get bitten by a snake or hit by a bull?
Living in the city or living in the countryside?
Travelling alone or travelling with partner/friends?
Coffee with Tom Waits or coffee with David Bowie?
Working for money or working for pleasure with less salary?

Viola, Killer Colours


Soaking in this starstruck-ness a liittle bit more

Photo by Letsfaceit from last weeks event with Real Tecnique/the Pixiwoos!

real techniques + pixiwoo

Viola, Killer Colours

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Video: Answering your questions part 2: Personal blabber (haha)

Wanna know more about my most worn pieces of clothing, my fashion no-gos, how long I’ve been with my partner or a bunch of stuff about Peggy & Selma? Obviously, so here are the answers!

On my nails:
China Glaze “Yellow Polka Dot Bikini”

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Meeting your weird Google search words

Att folk googlar på störda saker är ju ingen nyhet, därför tänker jag sammanfatta några googlingar som fört folk till min blogg. Njut av att äntligen få SANNINGEN. Svenska googlingar på svenska, engelska på engelska.

The fact that people google weird shit is nothing new, that’s why I’m now going to round up some google search words that have led people to my blog. Enjoy the fact that you’re finally being told the TRUTH. Swedish google searches in Swedish, English in English.


Koka kronärtskocka – Har jag tyvärr aldrig gjort!
Kuk - Ja det var ju JÄVLA kreativt du.
Jag gillar när - Cliffhanger much?
Vad är en hipster – Fan, ingen vet!
Ja eller nej till madonna truth or dare parfym – JA.
Aldrande knäveck - Gissar att de åldras i takt med resten av kroppen.
Film som klarar bechdeltestet - Obehagligt få, sjukt nog.
Pojkvännen borta i 3 månader – Dra igång Netflix så överlever du!
Killercolours tampong – Använder inte såna, menskopp har räddat mitt liv.
Fuck fula killar – Ja, fuck ‘em!
Förändra en kille - Behöver han förändras så skit i honom.
Ta livet av sig med lustgas - Jorden anropar, kass idé.
Coola boots – Vi vill ju inte ha töntiga boots.
Extremt vuxna som ammar andra vuxna på milk - Lite mysko kanske, ja.
Filmkaraktär med vacker klänning - Angelina Jolie i Changeling.
Glass dåligt för hyn - LÖGN! Vägrar tro dig.
Skoldisco – Vill gå på!
Women kräks on my face – Du förtjänade det säkert, annars stackars.
Pink sugar luktar ägg - Då är den nog bra gammal.
Mjölkgårdar köpes - Har inga att bjuda på tyvärr.

Viola holmgren dragon – I’m a dragon?! OH SHI-
Dark magic death perfume – I recommend Patchouli Patch by L’Artisan.
Killer colours anorexia – Not that I know of.
Lipstick eye make up domina porn - Should film a tutorial!
Matt Damon syndrome – Don’t want that.
Eat the rich - Soylent blue!
Dominatrix killer – Me in a nutshell.
The killer succubus – Me again.
Viola Holmgren sexy - FINALLY!
Men are objects - Not the last time I checked.
Orgasm - Click this link and I’ll provide you with one.
Stop female death in advertising – Sounds like a good idea?
Cow milk 1 litar protein cont – Eim sarry I’m nat drenkin merlk
Bluddy marry – Sarry I dernt hev da rezipe
Stuff to look at when you’re off topic – Other peoples rants?
Creepcraap – Sorry, am I really that scary?
Odeo smas saxy video – I guess you’re in the wrong place.
Sexy colourds mamas on facebook – Probably in the wrong place aswell.
Insta7 animal sexy hot – Okay just.. DON’T.

Bonus babies! xo

Viola, Killer Colours
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Blog info:
Glossy claws, purrty lips, serious eyebrows and a passion for critical thinking. Beauty blogger from Gothenburg, Sweden.

My name is Viola Holmgren and I've been representing Swedish beauty bloggerism (yes. we're a cult) since 2008. I focus on cruelty free beauty and I love the feeling of finding cool products that have gone under the radar.

Makeup doesn't have rules. The only person who decides what's right or wrong and if you're wearing it or not is you, and that's where my job as a blogger comes in handy. Use my experience as a guide or an inspiration towards finding your own way.

And just to clarify, all reviews and opinions are my own, there is no evil baby demon on my left shoulder who is bribing, forcing or possessing me to write. Reviews are best written in honesty!